I would start a unilateral praise campaign and subscribe to the following people or organizations. Putin, the new Philipine president elect, Trump, and the following countries either leaders or most prominent business officials: Mexico, Canada, France, Japan, China, Taiwan. Ask about a conference call for setting up a…

Could you imagine the troll rage boner that would be needed to create that kind of dicking though? I would happily participate to do it though...

I’ve heard of shanking your team or in prison, but prank shanks?

Trade roster and every draft pick for next 5 seasons for Warriors roster. Lament for next 5 seasons.

All that UFC is missing now is a special exclusivity deal for collegiate scholarship UFC promos. 5 years or less we will have a split similar to any other pro sport I bet including ‘Rosters’ and ‘Stables’ like WWE. Maybe even farm leagues if they buy competitors out like MLB. Quick, we need a Gladitorial combat system…

“My dissatisfaction is only surpassed by my outrage that this establishment does not, contrary to popular opinion, serve Orphan’s Tears. Only lower quality Angel’s Urine (Tastes just like the name), for the low price of 150 souls, no collateral or tabs. Would not return even if faced with eternal damnation again. 1…

My first D&D session as the DM. I run a flexible campaign where I will deal with challenges of my PC party as needed. I have an ego-maniacal Atheist Rogue who can’t roll anything but 1s when doing Rogue things, a multiple personality disordered Psy-blade/Fighter (With no recollection of the other personality), a…

FWIW, anyone with cognitive sense would have done one of two big things. Gotten her somewhere safe (I.e friend or acquaintance with no ill intent to their couch or something) or 2, gotten her to a hospital if she couldn’t be roused for alcohol poisoning. Not all us guys are depreciated sacks of genetic potential.

Again, just because some men are assholes desirving a forceful chlorination from the gene pool doesn’t mean all men are. The fact two stood up, subdued him, and testified as much is hope, hopes dashed on the rocks of horrible things such as the Judge’s Decisions. The sentence of his three felonies is not even close to…

There are three takeaways i got from this, 2 dudes can’t afford games but got guns, a 7 yearold tried to be a badass, and the robbers chilled out and only subdued him rather than lose their cool and go trigger happy. I would be looking into that last one a bit, as it seems to strike a chord of Parental Instinct a bit…

The fact they not only did it, but doubled down on it, on a paper trail (Digital or Physical) is enough to warrant a headscratching WTF moment on top of the ‘You need a PR man’ response.

Florida, because we can grow some big fucking things out here too. Your move, Texas.

As a life long gamer (I am 30 now, started at 27) I have seen technology give rise to great and wonderful things that I have never dreamed. Then chat, Voip, voice chat, and anonymous blogs with entitled younger generations came along and continued a downward spiral set up by those of us who loved the new luxuries then…

Christ. From a guy who was raised in the Florida public educational system i do know this, back in my grad class we didn’t do shit like this. This may be just the next county over but this is screwed up. ‘Spectator sport’ my ass, you want to watch go on Redtube like everyone else you assholes.

Next on WAGs of our Lives: Ronaldo is jealous of the adulation shown to Yannick’s lovelife, he furiously introduces Rosy Palms and her sisters to his Member’s Only Club.

I feel as if I’m looking at Detective Conan meets Robocop in this redesign. All they need is to go with original box art Pistol Megaman and I get the feeling of Tokyo Dystopian futures will be running amok in Yakuza backed schemes of Dr. Wily trying to create a robo-gangland.

If he ever does get another coaching job, or Starr gets a Department, the optimist inside of me chooses to believe it is on the Dilbert Principle.