Despite coming in too hot and harsh with my initial comments, I appreciate your patience and the ensuing dialog. Hope you have a good day!

This entire paragraph is absolutism.

yeah that’s why you always hear about us stockpiling guns and running around in cammo onesies for adults.

Oh my gosh you are so verbose! I thought we were done here... I did not think I would be changing your attitude or behavior in any way. Come on, that’s not realistic. You seem to understand what absolutism is, but I guess you are not able to see yourself doing it?

“There should be no sexual anything at work, that is…

Rick and Full Monty? shudder....

I’m only interested in popping your bubble of absolutism. Other people have other experiences than you, which makes your opinions subjective, not fact. It irritates people when you present your personal experience as factual guidelines for how everyone should behave. Something to keep in mind. Have a good one.

Congrats to you two robots! I met my wife at work, too and we had a lot more fun than you!

Except statistically, work is the second most likely place you will meet your significant other. So your comically serious description of the workplace is just flat out fucking wrong and stupid.

Are you really that stupid? Why do people think having an agenda is by definition bad?

Please don’t encourage people like this to stop spreading lame jokes and fallacies. The more dolts afraid to invest here, the better for the rest of us.

You don’t think homosexuals discussed, planned and voted when it came to Proposition 8? My friends certainly took part in the NOH8 campaign. You are an utter fool.

Again with the intellectual dishonesty.

I am a daily smoker and I cannot fucking stand how stupid and unfunny they are. They are still doing Cheech & Chong caricatures thirty fucking years later!

It’s going to be WAY more fucking useful than a communications degree, I can tell you that!

Just wait till you hear about Bawbags.

He required the extra time to find the fucking thing.

On that note, could we have more photograph and video-heavy articles about Paulina? Because sports.

Did you also get a cookie? Because if not, waste of time.

Which is why you’ll be forever alone. Humans are disappointing, sister, not just men.

Proof? Just because you hear an internet rumor doesn’t make it true.