I love the pause, where you just know the guy working the letters did a double take.

I get notifications from systems at work. If there is a problem with one of our systems, each server involved can end up sending out a message, 1 per second until it is resolved. 8 servers means it's about 20 minutes before 10,000 emails are generated.

Who's even running Kinja's staggeringly shitty new system right now?

So which Miami suburb is this kid from?

Almost as angry as the time she broke up with Dave Coulier.

So a league who seems to not care that they have a team called the "Redskins" feels like it has a civic duty to drop a 15 yard penalty on a player that uses the word "nigger". And also, seems they still have no issue with players calling each other "faggot" or using other ethnic slurs. Makes sense to me.

One time some asshole was riding up my ass in the passing lane (I'm a bit of a lead foot so it's not like I was driving slowly or anything, it's a rare day when someone tailgates me) but I guess I didn't change lanes quickly enough for him. So when he passed me, and started flipping me off, I gave him the ol' "big…

That's nothing. Some dick once flicked one right through my open window in my parked car. Burned a hole in the seat.

Turn Your Ashtray into a Smartphone Dock

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Her profile says she is "one of VM's CWs." VM= Vanessa Marcil, the actress who plays Brenda on General Hospital. CW = Cooter Whistler? …

So basically you smell and look like shit all the time?

Ah, my mistake. And if I let a cop have my phone for 15 minutes, they'd likely come back with handcuffs...plus, what if your battery dies? How many cops will believe you? Worse, if you get into an accident and your phone is out of battery/broken in the crash.

Just one:

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Other phones achieve that effect pretty well, too; removable batteries are still a thing in some models. My Lumia 710 tends to launch its battery when dropped - and somehow has taken no permanent damage from doing so despite my serial clumsiness - and the battery cover can be popped off at least as quickly as a…

I want to find the damn grocery stores that let you stack Mfg. coupons like you see on Extreme Cheapskates.

Granted, I don't need 35 toothbrushes or 20 boxes of sporks, but It would be nice to know I have the option to do so if the need does ever arise.

PayPal and eBay support the use of VeriSign security tokens and the VeriSign VIP Access app (android/ios). PayPal even supports multiple tokens or app instances (i.e. my phone, my tablet, wife's tablet). I will admit, though, that PayPal's and eBay's mobile apps don't yet support 2FA; they make you enter your username…

Canadian NHL teams actually employ a similar homage to a national symbol. The number of Stanley Cups they've won in the past twenty years is a donut.