The only ads that annoy me are the ones that launch the AppStore.

I believe Dwight Schrute and his cousin Mose would like a word with you.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Well, there was this...

The basic issue in dating is coming into contact with enough people who are single, during social situations where you can get to know them, so that you can find people who are compatible with you.

Yordano: Bruce, this is awesome.

So what you're saying is that I have to date 36.8% of the females on earth? Challenge accepted.

It's pretty dumb to collect all that info and not make it interactive to see which dots represent player/team/year.

Somewhat on topic, kinda off... But why do even good, useful, sometimes required, and highly recommended apps still come with toolbars and other crap that will destroy your computer (unless you're smart enough to manually uncheck the option during install). Or come from download sites where it's somewhat impossible…

Also, don't use @aol.com, which reveals that you're over 50 and/or an idiot

Ya see, the need for workarounds like this is exactly why I use LastPass. I understand that $12/year premium isn't for everybody, but it's a small cost for a significant convenience boost and built-in compatibility with virtually everything.

Yeah, good point. The phrase does make me cringe a bit, too, and I'm also terrible at negotiating. I'd probably end up saying, "you'll have to do better than that...if you can. If not, no big deal. Sorry for even bringing it up."

These people should be ashamed of themselves. Watching the seventh round of the NFL Draft on a perfectly good Saturday evening!

This is such an advance in dick-support technology. Do they have it in circumcised?

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.

A friend taught me a trick. Usually, as a prelude to working in, people will ask you how many sets you have left. Say "I just started" and put your headphones back in. For whatever reason this is acceptable and people will leave you alone. Trying to explain that you aren't comfortable being sweat brothers doesn't…

Your comments are always amusing. It's as if you like to get angry with people and insult them.

Her horns killed it!