Everybody sucks. Y'all are cool, but everybody else sucks.

…I don't know. I thought all you had to do was, y'know, register, and you were all set.

Jonx!

MSNBC just said she's in the lead but only by about 6,000.

I should have quit a long time ago for a lot of reasons, in all fairness. But the abhorrent people I work with are chief among them.

Probably!

I just recently got a retirement account through work. Based on what is going to happen to it tomorrow, I think I would have preferred never getting one in the first place.

These are the fuckers who don't understand concepts like "economy" and "stock market" because they have more than one syllable.

Him and Prince were the smart ones. Cash out before things really went to shit.

That made me smile. It's the first time I've smiled in a few hours. So thanks for that.

Dow futures are down 500 points. LOLOLOLOLZ.

Huh. I guess I'd feel better about that if some organizations hadn't called Michigan for Hillary in the primaries. But it's weird that a local outlet is calling it first.

You aren't missing anything. It's horrible. It is the November 8, 2016 of alcohols.

Don't assume anything good. My guess is she loses at least two of the four you listed.

We're all gonna die. Unless he gets impeached ASAP or someone kills him this is going to be the end of all things.

It is my opinion that tequila is never a good idea. That said, I'd chug a bottle right now if I had one one me.

He's gonna win. He's turning out so many more rural voters than anybody anticipated.

Same here. Maybe Disqus knew something I didn't.

The bottom line is that there are a whole lot more small town racists in this country than I ever thought possible.

We're all too frightened to type.