Hi, Toddler Molly!

Off to a good start, what with opening the season with "Oh Well" there, Fargo.

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I taped it and might have time to watch it tonight.

I'm sorry, that's not allowed. I suppose you're the type that likes to read more than just the headline of an article before you start discussing it, too.

Yeah. Somebody who would be willing to go all out and not pivot from something outlandish and campy into something normal. If you're gonna include "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as a WW2 era work song sung by a chain gang of preteens, you've gotta commit to that. No half measures, Joe Wright.

The Hail, Caesar! trailer is out, and it looks like a goddamn delight.

The Hail, Caesar! trailer is out, and it looks like a goddamn delight.

Nice! Get that film-toplining superhero money, Evangeline Lilly.

Ooooh, nice. I've seen them twice and it's been a wonderful show both times.

Since my top pick (the sailing music from Wind Waker) has rightfully been mentioned multiple times (although I'll link to my favorite version, which is from the touring Zelda symphony production http://www.youtube.com/watc…, I'll keep things aquatic and go with the three sailing themes from Uncharted Waters for the…

I thought he had been there before. I'm just gonna pretend he's still Stavros Sifter.

Huzzah!

It also has lots of Kyle MacLachlan being freaking awesome, which always has value.

Try episode 4. It's got some of the best action the show has done. Then from there episodes 7-10 build to the big Inhuman reveal, and the back half of the season deals with the fallout form that.

I'm not even trying. That's how much you need to get caught up. S2 was never anything short of solid and was generally even better than that.

Yup. I'm quite happy that's the direction they went with the monolith.

Seriously, what were the odds when it premiered that SHIELD would play such a big part in the cosmic side of things? The fact that is happening will never cease to make me happy.

Please still be named Stavros Sifter.