NOOOOO! please make them stop re-making things that don’t need to be re-made because the first time was perfect and all they’re gonna do now is ruin it. stop. JUST STOP.

‘then i will destroy him’ 👍

i recently took my very fashionable 14yo step daughter to target for a new bathing suit and even she was like, wtf is this bullshit. i don’t know, kid. i just don’t know.

i, for one, am shocked.

i’ve had dinner w people who are not my partner, and have attended events where alcohol is served in mixed company, on many, many occasions, and have somehow always managed to avoid ripping my clothes off and fucking someone. weird. it’s almost as if social conservatives like mike pence are the ones constantly…

i moved to indy last summer semi-against my will and often look around full of panic and wonder what the fuck i’m doing here. stories like this, though... they help.

every time some democrat/progressive/liberal/etc starts with this impeach nonsense i shudder, because it seems they are failing entirely to remember that mike goddamn pence then becomes president. and i actually think that might be worse. this is the weirdest thing i’ve ever felt, and causes a degree of cognitive…

they’re not going to do anything. they know he’s bat shit crazy, and dangerous even in ways they can understand, but they’re about to get so much shit they want they’re willing to let it all slide. which is possibly, somehow, even more disturbing than the rest of this mess.

true! i was one of them!

they’re adorable, no doubt, but i’m pretty sure it’s the second one. i do the same thing, then i think about how grown i thought i was at 16 and am frankly horrified.

i reject the notion that we’re simply stuck with her. if journalists continue to make the decision to compromise journalistic integrity and keep booking her on their shows (which they shouldn’t, as their is no legitimate reason or value to continuing to do so), then we as a people need to commit to not giving her…

yeah i started trying to quit in sept. since election day it’s been a slow slide back, and today i’m just straight up smoking.

yes, eight hundred thousand verrrry tiny people, stacked on top of each other. so it LOOKED like there weren’t that many, but they were there. oh, they were.

i was half watching the local news while the concert was happening last night and they kept saying there were ‘tons of headliners’ at the concert. tons! we can’t name any, but many people are saying there are tons, biggest and most star studded inauguration concert ever! meanwhile trump looked bored af. ‘cause i have…

it won’t matter, though. certainly not to people who support him, and possibly even to some who don’t. go find that politico article. it’s depressing af.

he’s actively creating it at all times. and i just read a whole politico article about lies and what happens when we hear them over and over, and especially when they appeal to emotional / political issues and ... well, the short version is we’re fucked. so.

oh, he will say it, and he’ll keep saying it despite the fact that it’s the future and we can literally all see, with a simple google search, the livestream of the nearly empty national mall, and we can juxtapose that w photos from obama’s inaugurations, and just like always he’ll say something that directly…

can we please strike ‘disavow’ from the collective vocabulary? it means essentially nothing at this point and is just one of those words people keep using because, like, someone used it and then it just kept being used and now it’s basically a buzz word and has been rendered MEANINGLESS.

omg ME TOO! i so want to be her when i grow up, she’s the most amazing.

there are shower heads that change color depending on the water temp! which is ... not at all the same, but something...