wait, amber tamblyn is married to david cross? how long has this been going on, and how am i just now finding out? man am i out of the loop...

i am somewhat embarassed to say that we started watching this somehow, someway in the last month or so, and i am so glad this kid won. she’s insanely talented, witty, smart, so funny, just an incredible all around performer. we would like to adopt her, and not even for the money. just because she’s so awesome.

anyone else feeling the coincidence of the little african child named ‘zimba’, and how eerily similar that is to, um... SIMBA. bitch watched the lion king and wrote a memoir about her harrowing ordeal...

right? i’m sure some people did think that. because, sadly, people are gd morons.

i saw the safety pin thing on a message board! wtf? how does that protect your fetus, exactly?

a local news station was trying to make this a big deal and interviewed a vet who, very unconcerned-ly, was like ‘it’s pretty unlikely but sure i guess to be safe keep pets inside?’

i am newly pregnant and reading all sorts of message boards. this chick was all freaked out about whether the eclipse would hurt her ‘baby’ (fetus). this other chick responded with ‘oh yeah my friend’s sister in law totally had a miscarriage during an eclipse don’t go outside freak out right now.’ seriously. thank god…

ughhhh me toooo. also now i’m gonna have to get gd cable because i wanna watch this show so bad. right, freeform is a cable station?

shut uuuup that’s so much cute 🐽

remember, though, he doesn’t use an iphone. he uses some ancient (and unsecured, i might add) android. i read an article that he was given an actual secret service-approved secure phone, but ‘it likely doesn’t have internet’ so....

yeah, i’m fucked. i actually might consider leaving my field (social work) and go be some corporate executive assistant, and make more doing that than i do now. my loans will still never be paid off, will in fact only continue to grow larger, meaning i will have difficulty buying a house and ‘contributing to the…

i also have a beautiful, very feminine high maintenance type mom (gurl spends like two hours on hair and makeup every morning and always looks perfect) who taught me nothing about said feminine things. to be fair i was pretty un-girly in my teenage years so it’s not like i showed any interest. but i still feel…

that’s how i took it, too. an illustration of how things happened slowly and in such a way that people didn’t really think about / notice it until it was too late.

YES. i definitely did.

billy mcfarland: ew no. for a few million dollars, maybe, but generally no.

this morning on npr they were talking about the debate that happened last night and interviewed a woman who said le pen seemed unprepared and hostile, etc etc, while macron had clearly done his homework and has coherent positions on different issues, and her conclusion was that macron won the debate. and i was like,…

fans have been following their relationship for ‘years’? until this moment i actually thought both property brothers were gay... so, no.

yeah, tori has been compared to kate bush forever and does seem to have been a significant influence. kate bush is basically an older, more obscure version of tori in a lot of ways.

she’s always been a (relatively) obscure artist, not so much a radio/see her in magazines kind of person. you’ve probably heard her music once or twice, in movies or covers by other artists (the maxwell cover mentioned below is pretty well known), but don’t feel bad. you didn’t miss some major pop culture moment.

i think we need to talk more about this squeezing-from-the-middle thing. toothpaste tubes are (i assume, i’m no toothpaste tube engineer) designed that way for a REASON. not to be violently mashed in the middle section, leaving huge amounts on either end of the tube and looking like mangled victims, but to be squeezed…