*snort* - IF pets looked at the sun on the regular, we’d be surrounded with blind domestic animals.

Dogs and cats are looking at their owners wearing these silly-looking glasses and thinking “WTF”?

I’m currently pregnant, and have had no less than three people tell me I should stay indoors; one suggested that I wear read panties and a safety pin to prevent harm to my spawnling.

I also read somewhere, due to solar eclipse, everyone with out exception will PMS simultaneously

Police: “Freeze!”

I have long thought that Blue Ivy was a nice name unfairly lumped in with terrible celebrity baby names.

THIS is the Real L Word. Bunch of rich, drama-filled (mostly) white lesbos dressed in linen. (note, I am gay in case this is read as any kind of hatred based on sexuality)

I hate this idea that parents always know what’s best- just because your a parent doesn’t make you an expert on education or healthcare. The same argument comes into vaccination discussions too. Experts and researchers sometimes know more than you, parents!

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

Has anyone ever had the experience of going on a package holiday and a bus picks up several parties at the airport and drops them to different hotels, and every now and again the bus pulls up to a particularly shabby accommodation where everyone holds their breath, wondering will their name be called to disembark…

I always use Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME to affix my feminist patches to my clothing. That makes me extra feminist.

fear and jergens

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

In what state is bestiality “technically legal?”

It probably didn’t occur to them that fornicating with animals was the sort of thing they’d need legislation about.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.

BAM. All the stars to you today Tracy, all the stars!!