Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters…

Is “clown” the new “thug”?

That fucking shill Peyton Manning never stops selling does he? This whole time, his shouts of OMAHA! were peddling his new powerful dong. “I now fuck my wife so hard she needs HGH to recover!”

I’m all for Jezebel turning the boner clinic guy into the next lion-shooting dentist.

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

She’s just advertising that she can deep throat.

Apparently, her husband also damaged her vocal chords.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

Now here’s Chris Chase’s take on Cam:

How many times? I think at least 5 copies are necessary.

Really? Cam Newton’s behavior would have been fine if he had gotten up there and said “We lost this game because my receivers sucked and my offensive line couldn’t protect.” But because he gave short answers, he’s not a “leader”? Seems weird.

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Tedd Ginn runs like a drag car, and almost catches as well as one

That and buying money clips for the groomsmen as their gift.

For real though, cash bar weddings are enough to end a relationship and doom a marriage.

Well this is absolutely despicable, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No way you had the express written consent of the National Football League to post that Tweet/Vine.