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I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

“Breasts 2 Die For 2"

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Except none of those players have the cardio to last more than 2 minutes of action in rugby. Sounds good in theory, but these guys would run rings around them. Same way you can’t just put rugby guys in helmets and have them see the field in the same way.

A bunch of really big fast guys who gas after 5 minutes?

He was checking to see if he was dead. He was dead.

Praise be, Lord Darwin and His good works.

Digital tire pressure gauge:

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

Well alright then. You heard it here first, everyone. Pack it all in, election’s over.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

My girlfriend’s nephews are just full of questions about Deadpool. Who would have thought a superhero who acts like a 5th grader would be popular with 5th graders.

Nothing about Deadpool is subtle. Why would we expect his marketing to be any less?

According to Saudi construction officials responsible for the crane, that accident was merely the will of Allah...so not a nightmare at all.

You obviously don’t understand how the FCC works.

This Video of a Crane Collapsing in Manhattan Is Your Worst Nightmare bad.

If even half of this is true, then right now I kinda hope that Luke Kuechly breaks his fucking spine on Sunday.

Leave Sly and the family alone.