Charleston or Die!

I’ve only seen him dance in the end zone and dab after first downs. First downs that he ran for, not ones that he passed for. If you’re getting this upset about someone dancing and looking happy then there might be other issues you have to deal with.

He gives zero shits, dude wears uggs. I should mention that I went to Michigan, so even though I hate the Pats, he gets a pass from me.

Von Miller doesn’t celebrate after a sack and act disappointed after missing a tackle? Joe Namath was an arrogant clown and i’m a Jets fan. I’ve never understood the Cam hate, dude is a human highlight reel and all people talk about is his dancing.

Just out of curiosity is Cam is an “arrogant clown” what are your opinions on Johnny Football and Gronk?

Let me throw “arrogant clown” into google translate “black to white athlete”, I get “bold and confident.”

“nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick”

Dude!!! The HGH was for his wife, and Lance Armstrong’s wife was driving the car. Get your shit together /s

Remember when Lance Armstrong was an icon? Classy on and off the bike? You don’t get into those positions in professional athletics unless you are an ultra competitive asshole who would sell their own mother if it would mean winning. Yet dumb fucks are always surprised when their sports idol turns out to be an asshole…

Apparently Manning owns a lot of shares in a AB Distribution company in his home state.

My brother got us engraved crystal liquor bottles, real fancy shit. I was soooo pissed there wasn’t an actual bottle of liquor to fill it up with. He is expecting his first kid in April, I’m only buying toys that make annoying noises.

“Brady fights through adversity”*

This. Denver’s D is legit one of the most complete defenses I’ve ever seen but all they talk about is Cam and Manning who was also fucking horrible last night.

Yep, basically the positions where you expect the person to be black, celebrating is par for the course. I wanted Cam to win so bad last night just so I could see how many old, white, sports writers who never played the game would have strokes while writing their hate articles about how Cam ruined the game.

As the face of the team I felt like he did a pretty decent job of conveying how they all probably felt. Dude legit hit his receivers in the hands at least 8 times and they didn’t catch the ball. I would have been way more pissed than he came off as.

??? Im not a fan of this one, I think it looks horrible. I would spend all of my imaginary money on the F12tdf tho.

#SuperbowlPornSoWhite

“Do Me Until I drip” sounds like a hot wing challenge.

I’ve spun a V6 Mustang from a stand still making a left turn at a normal traffic light. It was raining out pretty hard in my case but still, those cars are so horribly balanced its crazy.

I thought Trump was “very good friends” with Brady? Did he switch “very good friends” after Denver beat the Pats? What a fucking scumbag.