C:\Users\commenter69 > run “Cardinals_joke.exe”

I always assume it’s because they know running for President means you might actually have to be President and that shit seems horrible.

The only saving grace to that speech, which is mostly sesquipedalian flapdoodle, is admitting the insanity of “elite” lawyers’ lives:

Guys, we’re great. And we are going to make SO much money. Let’s just think about that, you know?

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

I know that God would not go around with pants down.

Because the analogy is not comparing scale, body counts, or material costs of destruction. Rather its about questioning why we would expect anyone in a foreign country to alter their behavior at all while they in their homeland when we would never do the same. Better analogies would be Mumbai, Beslan, or tsunamis, but…

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

You don’t end up with nothing. You end up getting on the damn flight.

“Can people, out of the charity of their heart, help the least of us along our path in life?”

lol

About every Big 10 blog I follow was in a deep state of mourning when the conference ended up with Rutgers, when they could have had Missouri. Every year that Mizzou does well in the SEC just makes it hurt more.

Since on the surface this is the most intelligent reply I’ve received, let’s get into it!

You’re not an actual alum, Scott Walker.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

Oooh, sexy. I like how Justice left the blindfold on.

Your economy and balanced budget are serving all the poor, uninsured and undocumented in your state so..so well. I’m not saying ALL Texans and I thought that any smart person would get that. But Texas does have a culture of stupid pride that I have never seen in any other part of the country so there is that.