I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective.

Lost me a long time ago, he has some good ideas, but you need WAY more than that to be an effective President.

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

nah, u wrong. disinterested carries a connotation of unbiased. bro.

It should be “uninterested,” not “disinterested.”

The spirit of the First Amendment? The First Amendment simply doesn’t apply. The First Amendment is about government regulation of speech. The First Amendment, by spirit or text, does not have anything to do with private consequences for speech. Since the OP never said, anywhere at any time, that the government should…

“What duress IDK mean?”

You don’t even understand the first thing about The Process. Step #1 is “get bad players and make them play bad.” Then you get good players and make them play bad while training them to play good. This is actually Steps #2-Heat Death of the Universe.

Fortunately the dichotomy between “clueless MBA droid” and “underserving beneficiary of nepotism” is a false one. You can in fact hire competent people, but bad ownerships are all the same in that they don’t really have any concrete plan in mind; they just lurch from one crisis to the next, firing and hiring people…

I’m only about four pages in, and it seems he’s doing nothing but quoting business leaders. It’s like Darren Rovell wrote an erotic novel.

Your comment suggests that we have not come that far at all.

This isn’t about being revisionist- it doesn’t make sense in this context. The whole fucking POINT of this show is to skewer the culture. And the culture is extremely white and extremely male.

So you’re asking “Why didn’t they make a completely different show?”

He did it. He’s saved our 29-29 season.

Are you disparaging somebody’s breadth of knowledge for not reading shitty books? That’s...weird. There’s this thing that people do where they tell other people if they think a book is good so that you can decide to spend most of your time reading the good ones and less of your time reading the bad ones.

This is the most delusional comment I have ever read on Deadspin.

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.

Neither of which should be making more money than Riley Curry. I mean look at this!

Dear Mr. Watt,

Seth! It’s Phil “flip” Pressey. Now you know.