Okay, having just read a plot synopsis, I am re-calibrating my expectations from “this will probably be boring” to “this sounds like a terrific comedy”.

Everything I read about this has a “very very boring” subtext to it.

What, you want horror in your horror movies? Are you a child? Everyone knows all good horror movies are four hours long and are primarily about being a single mom coping with breast cancer while raising an autistic son.

It’s really not hard to think of something unbelievably offensive. (Martin Luther King Jr. raping a baby covered in elephant shit. That took me five seconds and was as psychologically taxing as a Mad Lib.) The real issue is takig that premise and saying “I’m going to devote a full year of my short life to make this…

Yeah, whenever I hear a horror movie is “really about family drama” I interpret that as code for “this is going to be agonizingly slow with no real payoff”.

Uhh it’s not racist to not be attracted to a specific ethnicity. I’ll grant it was kind of a weird non-sequiter, but it’s ridiculous to say “if you don’t want to have sex with a group then you hate them”

Having said all that, I’m looking at yoir replies. Boy howdy.

Let’s start with Basic Human Social Skills 101: Mass shootings are a horrifically common thing in modern America. And every time they happen, it affects everyone capable of empathy,regardless of whether or not we personally knew the victims. One of the great things about human beings is our shared sense of justice,…

Star Wars fans are literally hypnotized by shiny lights spinning fast.

He existed, which is enough to hinge a $200 million summer tentpole film around him.

Don’t forget General Grievous and Admiral Bonetopick.

Ian McDiarmind is the only actor having any fun in all three of those train wrecks, and it shows.

What the fuck did Darth Maul even do? Twirl a glowstick and do somersaults?

Whoa whoa whoa

Hi everyone, I’d like to throw every single conviction I have about income inequality and the exploitation of the working class directly in the trash because these rich assholes that live of the money of others have pretty smiles and fancy clothes.

You should care what other people think when you’re so fucking gross everyone in the room can smell you from three yards away.

Or you could just shower daily like an adult.

“Smash games can get intense, tickling players’ sweat glands, and that odor can become particularly pronounced around games for which opponents sit next to each other.”

Oh thank god, for a minute there I was worried some 30 second period in Star Wars history didn’t have a TB show based around it.

.....aaaaand here come the Nazi comparisons.