“The most effective liberal politician in a generation and the first President to implement critical reforms to our broken healthcare system in half a century did not live up to my unreasonable expectations.”

I think the single most important thing Sega—or any of us, for that matter—can do to preserve Sonic’s integrity is to never, EVER accept blue arms on Sonic, even if it means adopting paramilitary guerilla tactics against games and promotional signs depicting him as having blue arms.

Is Danny Pudi actually pulling a “many people are saying”?

....was that your equivalent of a jampscare?

AAAANYWAY, SO, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF MY SPIRIT IS TRAPPED SPECIFICALLY IN THIS SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLET, OR THIS SPECIFIC CHAT PROGRAM, OR EVEN THE IDEA OF PC’S IN GENERAL, THAT I AM GOING TO SPEND AN ETERNITY DECOMPOSING AS A PIECE OF PLASTIC BIODEGRADING IN A FLOATING DUMPSTER ISLAND FLOATING IN THE…

I’M USING THE TOOLS OF SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOMETHING SOMETHING DECONSTRUCT STUFF

HI EVERYONE I’M A GHOST

Oh no no see maybe the pop culture references in my quasi-improvisational howling gangster clown onboard an airplane skit were a bit too highbrow. It’s okay, I understand. Not everyone is as good at explaining art as I, an Icelandic Airplane PR Rep/Pleasure Pioneer.

BRING BACK LONG DIVISION YOU SON OF A BITCH

Mr. Glitch you have not been in a position moralize about anything ever since you ate Mathman and all numbers vanished from the world.

Also that “ha ha the KKK has funny names” bit is older than dirt and looks terrible next to his “women can’t type because their boobs get in the way”, but I’m not gonna pretend to be outraged by his lame D&D joke.

Yeah, there are about 800 problems with air travel, and none of them involve having too few media players onhand or wishing there was a screaming clown juggling in the aisle. (The clown is a 1930's mobster who makes a lot of “a ____ you can’t refuse!” jokes.)

How did he even pitch it to his friends and family? How did his wife not immediately divorce him the moment he brought it up? How could this guy live in a universe where that sounds even remotely like a good idea?

I say this a lot when people talk about Hollywood “whitewashing” foreign films: Even though I’m 100% behind increasing diversity onscreen, it’s kind of ridiculous to expect any country to cast an entire film with actors from the creator’s country.

It’s even sadder when you imagine this Jerry Smith asshole having a binder full of ambitious proposals for other socially alienating interactive value-added pleasure pioneer-approved forms of genre-defying hybrid entertainment packages.

Thank God, I’m marrying the entire Trumo family in November.

I don’t understand, are you guys implying the Trumo family is involved in unethical business practices? Could someone send me a link to the article they learned this from?

....I don’t understand. Don’t you want value-added service? Isn’t that what every person wants?

Okay but that decision was just basic pioneering meant to please you, so it’s okay. You wanna criticize them? Go produce some value-added service yourself and MAYBE we can talk.

“We’re pleased to pioneer a new form of entertainment and value-added service for passengers.”