I’m so torn by my hatred of dumb white trash and the fact that my Dexter code prohibits bullying people that mean well.

We try to ignore him.

Yeah, “who will sit on the Iron Throne?” was a fantastic marketing hook early on, but I honestly don’t get how anyone coukd think, at this point, that we’re gonna get a straightforward “winner”. The whole point is we’re building up to an apocalypse.

HAS THE NIGHT KING’S CASINO BEEN ILLEGAL THIS WHOLE TIME

“While I agree with Dany dying (the reason the books seem to have slowed down is Martin doesn’t know how to deal how big she’s gotten)“

Yeah how long do you have yo be in a relationship before R’hollor accepts the sacrifice? Do you think Azor Ahai had to murder his last three girlfriends just to make sure?

I kinda love the naivety of convoluted fan theories. They start by dreaming up a stupid twist that would wreck the whole story—Hot Pie is Azor Ahai! The Wall was actually the ground and Westeros has actually been sideways this whole time!—and support it with all these arcane details that would be impossible to convey…

I’d be okay with Jon killing Dany if not for the fact that it would launch a billiom articles about how Dany was just “a woman in a refridgerator”. Yes, it could be a cool completion for her arc—this whole time she wanted to conquer Westeros, yet in the end must sacrifice everything to save it—but most people would…

“And I may not know what a HOT PIE is in the context of the TV series Game of Thrones, not the general concept of a hot pie, I definitely am familiar with that, but I DO know that the one HOT PIE Donald Trump will never eat is a HOT HUMBLE PIE.”

“And I may not know what the WALL on Game of Thrones is, but I DO know that the only WALL Donald Trump cares about is WALL Street!”

“And I may not know what a RED WEDDING is, but I DO know that if Donald Trump is President, America will be IN THE RED......WEDDING.”

No, there’s not “plenty of blame to go around”. It’s Hillary’s fault. Period. Hillary had about 10,000 natural advantages over Trump that could’ve easily overcame the forces working against her had she not been a truly abysmal politician.

“I know you’re disappointed, but let me assure you I take full responsibility for my failures.”

OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY

Holy shit, a woman is willing to hire a woman for the job directly beneath her?

They had a chance to go with an Asian director, but chose not to.

MAYBE HE WAS BEING IRONIC

The worst thing about all these sorts of articles—a pro gamer or streamer shows the emotional maturity of a racist 12 year old—is that they’re not isolated incidents. By the standards of civilized society, this sort of shit is appalling and anyone with even basic social skills can very, very clearly tell that…

I stopped watching this shit halfway through Season 2 because I kept telling my friends “You know this is just a really just a comvoluted way to say ‘mobey doesn’t buy happiness’, right?”

NYC is an especially one-sided relationship, because people who live there never, ever stop bringing it up in conversation.