Why is a year-old episode review showing up now?

There are maybe three people who will catch that reference.

4) Night King goes to his local IKEA and puts up an Attraction Sign stating that he is looking for an 18-8,000 (current age) year-old Boyfriend-free Girl to Make Into a Sweetheart from The Ground-up. He sits underneath it all afternoon playing Animal Crossing on his Nintendo DS and playing with Legos. Dany sees this…

1) Jaime’s “My Sister Likes A Finger Up The Bum” PSA poster happens to be load-bearing and Euron tears it down to troll Jaime:

(Night King flies a dragon over the Wall while the citizens of Springfield are having a town meeting)

So the Night King was apparently bluffing, never had an actual plan for getting around the Wall and was only able to do so when, to his insanely generous fortune, he hops out of the shower and catches his dumbass nemesis trying to steal Pop-Tarts from the pantry. Night King orders his friends (Yukon Cornelius and…

How the fuck do you see an ice zombie emperor riding an undead dragon that breathes lasers and think “This is not badass, and I’m sure many will agree”?

You’ve got your stereotypes backwards.

Hi! Is it too late to say this new layout is worse in every way?

Are you the sort of person who just looks at a sheet of music and says “Yes, this is definitely the same data as registering aural frequencies”?

Yes, “stay off the Internet for a vague, indeterminate amount of time” is very practical advice on a number of levels.

Well 90% of the time the headline will include a cute “hint” that the author thinks is clever but is really just blurting out crucial story elements via shitty wordplay.

I seriously cannot understand these beep-boop robot arguments that IT IS ALL THE SAME DATA, MY FLAWLESS COMPUTERIZED BRAIN CANNOT UNDERSTAND PACING, TENSION, SUSPENSE, OR DRAMATIC PACING.

......jesus christ.

I work nights and can’t catch GoT episodes live, but I STILL see fucking spoilers everywhere while looking up unrelated things.

You know, I’ve never liked football either. It’s a horrible sport full of horrible people. About 70% of the players are billionaire serial rapists and about 115% of the owners are trillionaire white supremecist Ayn Rand enthusiasts. It’s essentially the physical manifestation of everything wrong with American culture.

Welp, I’ve been using this for 20 seconds and already it’s asking me to physically write down a 20-character Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! password that CAN NEVER BE RECOVERED EVER, so we’re off to a great start.

Well Negan's superpower is knowing he's on TV and basing all of his actions around this fact, so he's probably also aware that the Saviors would immediately turn into good guys the second he left. Right now, there is no rational explanation for why all these people are so loyal to this violent, crazy dork that speaks…

My serious guess is that they'll start fleshing him out in bits and pieces early in Season 8, as Bran exploits a loophole in whatever magic defenses Night King has to see into his past. You get a little backstory, hear him speak as a human so he's not entirely a mute weirdo with a voice like an icemaker, see how and…

Right, in the show's darkest hour, Jon is possessed by the spirit of Azor Ahai and transsubstatiates into a three-foot tall stop-motion miner.