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I really doubt that. This isn't some open-ended sitcom series that you just do year after year until you get bored. D&B started this as fans and spent years devoting their lives to this story. It's ridiculous to think after all this time they'd grow board with it during the most exciting stretch of the story.

The core problem is that the time jumps aren't a problem when they're isolated from other time jumps. By itself I, I can buy the fact that it took them a reasonable amount of off-camera time to arrive at their destination. The showrunners are working with limited resources and want to focus on, you know, the stuff we

You know, I don't like this "kill the head vampire" stuff because it really, really does reek of Writer's Convenience and removes a lot of Night King's menace. The moment a plot point like that is introduced it becomes 100% clear that A Song of Ice and Fire is going to end with a traditional climatic duel between Jon

Let's not kid ourselves with where this is going. Up until now, they've beat us over the head with the whole "Joffrey and Ramsay were figurative monsters, now meet a real one" angle, but the producers know that shit will get real old real quick in the final season, so we'll gradually get more tidbits—probably from

If this post gets taken down it's because the Night King doesn't want veterans to replace their 17,386 Jeep Grand Cherokees a week with 9,428 single moms distributed bimonthly.

NIGHT KING DENTAL PLAN
NIGHT KING NEEDS BRACES
NIGHT KING GENITALS LETHALITY DANGER IMMEDIATE

I hope that is the Night King's first and only line of dialogue.

Wait can you actually tell me this story? You seem to be really good at this.

Think about it….did we ever SEE the Battle of the Whispering Wood? No? Whose word to we take for it? A sellsword? And Jaime Lannister was just ACCIDENTALLY captured along the way?

(While attempting to sneak into Sansa's room and steal her panties, Littlefinger catches Dexter breaking into Sansa's room looking for "clues" and mumbling to himself in the corner)

……….Jesus.

Dexter (out loud, while reading this article): After Jon Snow kills Night King he can move to Argentina.

I love how sincerely fascinated he is with this lame writer's convenience. I think this is somehow the first time he's seen this shortcut and apparently he thinks Game of Thrones invented it.

I have this theory that, just to be a total dick to Jon, the Night King will postpone his invasion for 100 years just to make Jon Snow look like a deranged Y2K prepper for the rest of his life.

Blink twice if you're trolling, because if not, holy shit.

That was an amazing story about the time you talked to a stranger for two minutes and then flipped out. I too remember what it's like to be 14.

Yeah, why?

And then she spent the next quarter century fuming about it, hoping someone would bring it up?

What the fuck possibly brought this on? No one, including Julia Sweeney, has thought about It's Pat! in a quarter century, and even at the peak of its popularity was just a one-note SNL skit that no one cared about.

"No we checked, she's extremely sane."