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I love how Sansa thinks she's learned all these advanced tricks but still hasn't mastered "stop going out of your way to undermine your own position."

Imagine how much better the first three seasons would've been if people were allowed to dramatically jump out lf chairs and bully Joffrey whenever they felt like it.

Maybe he tried to but Sansa kept jumping out of her seat to interrupt him.

But let's face it, the entire time Sam was slowly hacking at his nipples with a butter knife, Jorah kept picturing Dany saying "You're SO brave! Tell me more about the fat asshole that helped you" as cartoon hearts float like moths above her head

Sansa probably has constant dramatic outbursts in private, too.

Jorah Mormont is friendzoned so hard he is willing to get flayed without anaesthesia just to be impress his platonic friend.

RIP Sand Snakes. You were terrible at everything and I have nothing nice to say at your dyslogy. You were like naked Power Rangers that inexplicably ruined everything you come within 800 miles of, including the editing of your death scenes. You made Game of Thrones feel like watching Cinemax with your mom. You sucked…

Pretty much every trailer for this season shows an army of Unsullied rushing Lannister guardsmen so

Breaking Bad may have been as close to perfect television as I've ever seen, but one misstep that always stuck with me was how the show breezed past the various characters and factions reacting to the endgame relative to their own personal histories. You never see Hank tell Gomie or Maria about Walt. We start to see…

They're just upset that the promoters promised attendees they could capture Sonichu here, but when they showed up, the only available hedgehog pokemon was Simonchu.

Also Darkseid isn't the bad guy, Steppenwolf is.

Remember when General Zod was like "PEOPLE OF EARTH! I have come only for Superman! Hand him over and we will leave in peace!" and then Superman immediately made a bunch of lame excuses to avoid surrendering that led to millions of innocent people dying?

That escalated quickly

wait is it too late to change it to "VAMPIRE bat mitzvahs" or has that ship sailed

You mean fits the TERROR? AHEHEHHRHEHE

Does it make you feel any better to know that no matter how much money it makes, it will still miss projections and be considered a flop?

I'm sure someone is excited about this.

Okay but why can't Sam just tell them to go away

I really hope the Night King decides to put off invading for another 100 years just to bully Jon, and for the rest of his life people treat him like a UFO cultist.