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My dad was the gayest man on earth, so when he had me for the weekend he'd make 9 year-old Me watch an unholy amount of drag movies. I honestly cannot tell you how many times I had seen To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar(!) before the age of 13.

I'm getting really uncomfortable with how casually people conflate "the white vote put Trump in office" and "white people in general like Trump".

One thing I've never understood about Trump is how he's supposed to be this charismatic, media-savvy, image conscious mogel, but every time he's on camera he's as stiff and awkward as a basketball player trying to host SNL for the first time.

By "liberal show", you mean "every human being on the planet", right?

Has anyone seen that show The Simpsons

I steadfastly believe Negan is a character from a different show who accidentaly got teleported into the Walking Dead universe. He basically acts like an asshole Skyrim/Fallout player who knows the NPCs will worship him no matter what, so he puts buckets on the Saviors' heads and grenades in their pants, knowing that

Yeah, I have zero interest in comics and I knew about Iron Man from his various cameos in other things.

It's so depressing that the concept of a self-contained story with a clear beginning, middle, and end is a shocking, bold, visionary creative decision.

I think it's pretty well established that conservative pundits are the worst people on the planet, so I'll take this opportunity to say Bill Mahrer is the embodiment of everything people hate about the New Left.

I can answer your question, but it's gonna take some pushpins, a wall-mounted corkboard, some blurry headshots, and a lot of yarn.

I haven't seen this show, but everyone says it's sticking the landing, so good on you guys, Fans Of The Show That I Directly Blame For Hannibal's Cancellation Even Though I'm Well Aware How Irrational That Position Is.

I know what time the President watches TV and plays on the Internet.

On an unrelated note, how much would it cost to have Daniel Day Lewis open a box of He-Man toys and mutter "very cool" endlessly?

Also, I don't care how cynical or hard up for cash the hosts are, if you're gonna pay someone to look genuinely excited about paying $100 for a box of t-shirts, pens, and stationary, you'd better fucking hire Daniel Day-Lewis, because those hosts are in way over their heads, acting wise.

So every inch of every panel was narration, then?

I really hope WB inexplicably decides to finally learn its lesson and make all future comic book adaptations bright, cheerful, and family friendly, starting with Watchmen.

I went to go see Iron Man 3 with some friends in Long Beach, but by the time I got there it was sold out and my friends were already inside with their phones off, so I started walking along the pier and accidentally wound up in the marina from Season 8 of Dexter where I found the Maria LaGuerta Memorial Bench but no

It's a win-win, though. Bannon stays and Trump further alienates everyone but the alt-right. Bannon leaves and he turns his media machine on Trump, obliterating his base. Either way life gets worse for Trump.

Steve Bannon is a virgin.

This is such a weird thing to get hung up on. What exactly is the implied conclusion here? That "leftist" groups have been incapable of violence, but only recently? If you were to find a violent modern leftist via Google or Wikipedia, would that prove or disprove any broader thesis?