It's such a weird thing to get hung up on. What exactly was the implied conclusion here? That "leftist" groups have been incapable of violence, but only recently? If you were to find a violent modern leftist via Google or Wikipedia, would that prove or disprove any broader thesis?

………………were you going to add something else or……..?

If there's anything the past 18 months have taught me, it's that you can't rely on delusional people to make rational decisions, but that doesn't shield delusional people from rational outcomes.

When I first heard of this, my first reaction was "the inevitable, forthcoming wave of N64 nostalgia is gonna be much uglier than it sounds." While NES and SNES games had a simplicity and a crispness to the graphics and gameplay that helped keep them playable and charming 30 years later, the N64 is terribly…

I just watched a comparison video that held up Red Letter Media's recent "Nerd Crew" podcasts against actual unboxing videos, and holy shit, did they nail it. It was very cool. Very cool.

Ugh. I can literally smell the Pabst Blue Ribbon from here.

Welp, that's one more thing to hate about New Yorkers.

Right, the sort of assholes that write transparently obvious advertisements masquerading as "content" would call it a "pie" because they're so painfully out of touch with how actual humans communicate, but they're not American because they don't qualify as human.

Your family sounds horrible.

"Where was I when 9/11 happened? Well not Pizza Hut, for starters. I was somewhere else at the time."

Wait wait wait you weren't joking about that CORPORATIONS MAN post? Jesus, I thought you were being satirical.

Except we know the nature of that relationship and it's, you know, sort of the point of this site.

EDIT: My bad! I thought several of my posts criticizing the Supper Club jad been deleted but it was just my big dumb face confusing two separate threads.

Literally the only time we do that is when we're doing an impression of Italians. I have never once heard a human being call it 'pie' unless they were directly critiquing the policies of Benito Mussolini.

New York pizza, like New York itself, is horrible and overrated on so many levels, but people will vociferously pretend it is the greatest achievement in human history so they can fit in.

I have no idea what the first pizza I ever ate was, but that's probably just because this is a stupid fucking notion.

They're being paid to shill for Pizza Hut, not know things about food.

THIS BACON-THEMED SERIAL KILLER HAS BEEN LURING HOMELESS PEOPLE INTO HIS VAN AND MURDERING THEM BY SHOVING HORNEL BRAND BLACK LABEL BACON DOWN THEIR THROAT UNTIL THEIR JAW SNAPS OFF

WASH DOWN THIS BACON FLAVORED BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH A NICE REFRESHING BACON SODA

I am so, so, so sick of the Internet pretending to be excited over bacon.