"Sasha can't hear you. She is trapped in a soundproof coffin." *tries to talk to Sasha in her soundproof coffin one second later*

will the "epic" season 8 just be lots of people running around with assault rifles

Okay, having just watched several minutes of Youtube clips, I can say this is Peak Negan: You can tell he's visibly uncomfortable at how long he has to stall while waiting for something to jump out and rescue the protagonists. Like, there was a good 20-minute gap between the story's Moment of Crisis and the Unexpected…

No I was literally asking if the grade bothered you enough to take a Walking Dead review personally. I didn't notice the "grade" thing, but I am noticing the all-caps and mascara running down your cheeks.

Negan turned into Joe Biden so gradually I barely noticed.

Did the C+ hurt your feelings that badly?

Negan would be a great character on Always Sunny.

"Negan finding out that the Alexandrians were gathering guns should’ve been a horrifying development, given what we know about him and how harshly he punishes anyone who goes against him,"

Again: I don't watch this show and only know about it through osmosis and Youtube clips, but earlier in the season I joked about how the Walking Dead's plot perfectly mimicked Mario 3 ("Oh no, now Negan's going after Woman's World! Then Monarchy Land! Look put Rick! It's the underwater settlement! Put on the roller…

Yesterday I sent Trump the following Tweet:

Do it. Do it you motherfucker.

She would've made an amazing silent film star.

I could watch a six hour DC movie, but only if it was the product of a comical amount of studio interference. Like it started off as a lean, straightforward 90-minute Flash movie but the studio accidentally added 4 and a half hours of pop song montages, allusions to upcoming films, cameos from future villains, and…

No, not literally. I was exaggerating to prove a point. He actually interviewed Hitler and gently teased him over his moustache and straight legs, then they read mean Tweets from the Shoah Foundation.

tbh I always assumed Jimmy Fallon didn't have a writing team so much as a sophisticated series of algorithims that create the mathematically blandest comedy possible, then the producers just stapled Twitter and Taylor Swift onto the result.

Everything Jimmy Fallon has ever done is a celebration of banality.

I can only imagine the dead, thousand yard stare curdling just behind her strained rictus grin when she saw that.

Tweets, Taylor Swift, Beyonce. Star Wars, Kim Kardashian, Kanye. Jennifer Laurence, Instagram, football. Talk show hosts "hilariously" being taught how to dance onstage. Beer pong without the beer.Talk to Donald Trump be sure to gently rib him over his hair. Talk to David Duke and ask if he's literally a duke haha.…

Sometimes I see the words "Jimmy Fallon" and my brain just turns the surrounding words into a grey static where I simultaneously don't care but also hate everything about it on a level par with the evil computer from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

I've never viewed it as writing so much as an amorphous soup of everything I hate in life