He's just the worst fucking person. It just begins and ends right there. Just the worst fucking person.

What an unbelievable piece of shit.

*scowls, bends at the knees, a broad smile spreads across face as Negan thrusts forward his pelvis and rocks back and forth on his heels*

I had a pet black widow in Burbank I named Charlotte. She lived in a water spout. One day a heavy rain came. You can guess the rest.

Dude, for someone whose thesis was "most people would not be interested in an exploding airplane", you're awfully smug about the fundamentals of rhetoric.

Oh, and just to clarify, yes, it has to be a plane crash for me to get hard; an equivalent number of fatalities on, say, a train, or a zeppelin, or multiple hovercraft colliding into each other simultaneously in a big swamp would not suffice.

It's the only way I can get an erection.

Yeah, but they'd have to stop walking to deliver an oversimplified self-righteous monologue sooner or later.

The best way to survive Negan is to do a suicide charge at him. Like 100% of the people who try this wind up under his protective custody somehow.

I hope Negan just announces that he's bored, yells "Enough with the Saviors already!", and walks off camera, never to be seen again.

"Is there anything I should know, Mr. Negan?"

Ok so this is what the fifth iteration of Negan saying he has ONE RULE (please don't murder me), a main character violating that reasonable request, and Negan punishing them with a field trip

I just watched the trailer again and it's somehow making me angry, and I think I finally understand why. Just everything about this smug, ugly, mess of a universe reeks of entitlement and contempt. WB and DC seem to genuinely believe we owe these movies awe simply for existing, that you should be grateful just to see…

Aquaman will be a fun drunk until we learn he's only drinking to prevent withdrawal seizures.

Which is even more bizarre when you remember this is supposed to be the end-all be-all infinite money and unlimited resources tentpole franchise capper that's supposed to singlehandedly save one of the biggest movie studios on earth.

Whatever happened to your dad and his mysterious dark secret anyway? You know the lack of closure on this is gonna haunt me until my dying day.

I will personally commision season 4 of Hannibal for you if you can explain what Lex Luthor was trying to accomplish in BvSColonDoJ.

It's not bingo until a recognizable villain appears, forgets to do anything evil, yet all the characters insist on "stopping" him anyway.

*Aquaman looks directly into the camera*

You must be newspaper Spider-Man because you are the worst.