WELL YOU SEE AGE OF CONSENT LAWS ARE A RELATIVELY RECENT CULTURAL MORE…

You just know a Something Awful forum goon is gonna come in here with an unnervingly well researched argument about pedophilia versus ephebophilia.

Fine art like Rosemary's Baby, Rosemary's Baby, and…..I haven't seen Rosemary's Baby, is it even that good?

Good thing it's the art and not the artist, huh? I mean, why else did Roger Ebert declare Rosemary's Baby "so good it's okay to fuck liitle kids!"?

Theological conundrum: if God is everywhere and always watching, does that mean every time you watch Suicide Squad, He has too as well?

Viola Davis is like GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY, I CAPTURED GOD. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAB HIM IN THE HEART….JUST STAB HIM IN THE HEART…A COUPLE MORE TIMES….OKAY, LOOK, THIS TOTALLY WORKED HALF AN HOUR AGO

Yeah, one of the most under-appreciated aspects of Ledger's Joker was how much of his attitude was subtly conveyed through wardrobe and makeup. You can just imagine him waking up in the morning, cheap clown paint smeared all over a ratty pillow, pouring Bailey's all over his Lucky charms, then slapping on a fresh…

DAMN SON

Can't say the Bible didn't predict this:

Oscar (R)-winning star of stage and screen Jared Leto had this to say about Oscar (R)-winning motion picture Suicide Squad:

I just reread this post because Disquss informed me someone upvoted my "Oh Christ" comment, and let me just add, one year later: Oh Christ.

Norman (V.O): I'm watching Marion Crane shower. Normally guests at a hotel have a reasonable expectation of privacy, but I am violating said norm with this peephole I have installed.

I hope this entire series is building up to an elaborate Dexter homage and Norman spends the rest of the series staring off into space, forever debating ghosts.

Beyonce is a strong, independent woman the way Donald Trump is a secure, confident man.

Yes it is.

Their sense of empathy flickers on and off like a fundamentalist Christian's critical thinking skills when discussing another faith.

It's amazing how many 100% false assumptions you have to address BEFORE you can even start to address how fucking stupid all this is. You pretty much have to explain reality from scratch for them.

Sigh.

Oh hey, it's that show with the same premise as Hannibal that came out at the same time as Hannibal and lasted longer than Hannibal because justice is a hollow projection of human's petty insecurities upon a cold, unfeeling universe governed by laws indifferent to the pleas of mankind.

I'm like 67% sure Beyonce is Vigo the Carpathian and her pregnancy photos can trap human souls.