But I don't think Madonna was literally inferring she had supernatural powers and cannot be killed by mortal weapons alone

Let me just go on the record and say a few weeks ago Beyonce took a photo of herself as the Blessed Virgin Mary, the earthly vessel through which a flawless being of inconceivable power chose to channel Its divine perfection into human form, and not one person said "are you fucking kidding me"

Boyhood! It took 12 years to make! The children grew up on camera! That's never happened before! Except on every fucking sitcom ever!

"In one scene, Beyonce tore out a cat's lungs and played them like bagpipes, and in the next he was breathing perfectly fine!"

You're allowed to have opinions, just so long as they involve nonstop fawning praise for everything Beyoncw says and does.

I watched/listened to Lemonade after seeing 50 articles about how it was the most powerful statement about the human condition since Frederick Douglass showed us how a man becomes a slave and a slave became a man, and I'm still not convinced it's not a practical joke.

You have to watch a Beyonce film festival where she plays nothing but beautiful and talented singers that everyone admires.

Why are we discussing this when Beyonce clearly assassinated her half-brother in a Malaysian airport?

Beyonce is closer to "North Korean propaganda video for herself" than a model. I heard that one time a foreign doctor visited her home to cure the blindness of her servants, and when their vision was restored, they immediately praised a nearby portrait of Beyonce for all her heroic surgicial work.

Yeah, but…so?

Advanced Advertorial Techniques.

Kevin Pang's wife was probably looking at him in horror when he suggested Hooters because HORMEL BRAND BLACK LABEL BACON'S snipers had a red dot on his forehead.

It's a natural, organic reaction he has to all these bad video games! What the fuckshitcock!

I keep seeing this guy's name and yet I don't know, nor do I care to know, anything about him.

So at no point in this episode does Negan grind the story to a halt to talk about his famous invention?

*sans is sparing Piers Morgan*

No see you did it again

Can we please stop pretending this horrible white-trash garbage food exists in the real world and isn't a naked publicity grab? It seems like every week one of the B-grade fast food companies sends out a press release about some shitty stoner thing they slapped together (deep-fried Moubtain Dew tacos filled with hot…

Tonight my mom was laughing about how so and so was really giving it to Trump and I just said "Stop. None of this is funny. It's horrible and sickening and the worst-case scenario not just for America, but the human race as a whole."

U misspelled afghanistan hth