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So she been apologizing for like a week now and yet somehow her mildly edgy abortion joke has not been forgotten

Deep sigh, Internet!

No, I agree: We may never again experience anything as magical as that precious summer when it ended at the same time as Breaking Bad. But Negan is a very special thing too. Without him, the show would be boring, repetetive, aimless, and dry. Negan singlehandedly turns dreck into spectacular camp. It's like a person…

(Full disclosure: During the Dark Days of Dexter, when we were young and our lives were full of promise, I posted itemized recaps under the name "Aaron Boyd")

I started revisiting the old Decter posts when I smelled blood in the water with Walking Dead. Negan is like Season 8 in human form, taking a hackneyed but otherwise competent story and turning it into a go-kart track of terrible, bizarre decisions.

THREE YEARS LATER I saw The Bench in real life. Not on purpose. I was meeting up with a friend at Long Beach pier and found pretty much all of Dexter's outdoor sets.

I just bought a PS Pro yesterday and am finally playing Fallout 4. Naturally I shaped my face to Jeffrey Dean Morgan's and will conquer the Wastelands as Negan, claiming that I invented wrapping barbed wire around a baseball bat despite the presence of others scattered across the wastes.

For those of you who have been so negative about "Dexter"
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For those of you who have been so negative about where the show has been heading please consider this. Have you ever taken thought to why you "hate" it so much?
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Update from Person Who Only Watches Negan Clips On Youtube And Nothing Else:

There are lots and lots and lots of flowers.

Yes. I hate Negan much. He is pointless and stupid. I love Negan. I kiss Negan every day. He is my wife. Negan is so lame.

"Your an idiot" remains my favorite sentence in all the Romance languages.

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I'm so glad Markiplier has crippling depression.

Man, the guy who made 80 million dollars screaming FUCK over and over directly into a microphone as he played video games is coming across as somewhat irrational and childish.

I saw a video of The Mountain in an actual sparring session (boxing only), and while I wouldn't exactly describe him as having "good form", it was enough to sunder a hole in reality.

I hope he plays a boxticking whale watcher.

It's more of a Shelbyville idea.