He beats the entire Marvel Roster despite having the physique of a robot from Gumby, but then still manages to completely fuck up his "blow up the universe" plan?

Thanos' first act as the End All Be All Ultimate Villain Forever And Ever was to get betrayed by his henchman and watch helplessly until a gang of misfits consisting of Chris Pratt and a tree solved his problems for him.

"Alfred, I'm drunk Alfred."

That's the point. Nolan's were dark AND serious AND grounded AND fun AND ambitious, but the only takeaway these people got was "dark", which is why the trailer for the "fun" DC movie has an alcoholic Aquaman and Bruce Wayne breaking into a child's bedroom to hurl razors at his face.

Whatever significance the New Gods play in the comics, I guarantee you that under Visionary Director Zack Snyder's vision, they'll all be Playstation 2-level CGI monsters that shoot lasers but are defeated by bigger lasers or maybe several lasers being fired at once.

…what?

I loved it when the much-vaunted "cameos" from the Justice League were just Batman using AOL Instant Messenger to send Wonder Woman links to promotional Youtube teaser clips from Comicon, and how virtually every remotely interesting scene from the trailer turned out to be Batman taking a nap.

He looked so fucking miserable in that opening montage, didn't he? Just in absolute agony, almost to the point of tears, every time he did a good deed.

At least watch the Plinkett reviews. Christ almighty they're hilarious:

Hillary Clinton was on Between Two Ferns.

I have laughed harder at ALL the DC movies than I have in most comedies. I'm dead serious.

Yeah, there's a lot of cool avenues you could take with a "grounded" interpretation of the DC characters. But "grounded" doesn't mean "depressing, joyless, and pretentious". It just means taking an outrageous concept and seeing how it would play out in our reality.

Or maybe he'll be like "Of all the planets in the galaxy, only these foolish 'humans' believe in the power of their spirit so much they refuse to bow to me! They'll never defeat me with the power of teamwork because they don't believe in themselves enough!"

hahaha I haven't actually read the comics. Does he do nothing but powerslouch and rub his hands together in them, too?

I'd just like for the Avengers to start the Final Battle, only to be totally overshadowed by an alien race whose technology makes them functionally an entire planet of Avengers. Captain America is giving a rousing speech about teamwork, and then boom, a coalition of intergalactic forces that ALSO don't want to be…

Yeah, but Loki was serving Thanos and the aliens were his army which, let me stress, was defeated by half a dozen people, one of whom was unarmed, and two of whom were armed with weapons that predate written language.

Trust me dude, in the comics he's way more complex and menacing. See, he's an alien with super strength, genius-level tactics, and an unstoppable laser attack. He wants to blow up the universe but has failed every fucking time. His success:failure ratio is literally 0:100.

Pretty sure he's just another generic "Alien With Vaguely Defined Huge Powers That Wants to blow Up The Universe But Gets Beaten By A Handful Of People With Projectiles Anyway"

"We can do a little better on the creative."

RE4 was, quite simply, a good game though. You can change whatever you want and if the game is genuinely fun, only hardcore purists will dislike it.