That's really unfair to Chris-Chan.

How to update Pac Man:

Donald Trump seriously asked why we can't just nuke ISIS during a security briefing.

I was an usher when the movie Taxi came out. Toward the end of my shift, my manager told me there were a lot of rowdy kids, and she would pay me to watch the movie and kick them out. I said no.

In theory, Communism works.

Stop. Saying. Other. Politicians. Are. Just. As. Bad.

Uhh, yes, there are many, many reasons to "look at it another way" because Donald Trump is not just "the Republican candidate for President."

4k is a myth, like dry land.

I would pirate multiple copies in case the first one's quality was not to my liking.

I'm not the sort of person that asks "gotcha" questions or "prioritizes the basic civil rights and humanity of my fellow citizens over my stupid fucking comedy show".

What a fantastic article about ketchup sandwiches.

well at least see civil war man, that movie was pretty fun even if the villain sucked

…because he himself hasn't seen it and believes in forming his own opinions firsthand, right?

I don't understand: What does this have to do with Hormel Black Label bacon?

Somewhere out there is a person defending Jared Leto's Joker, and SPOILER ALERT it's the same ancient kmight defending the Holy Grail.

almost as if this article was revised by its corporate sponsors

—Hormel Black Label Bacon Kidnapped This Professional Bacon Critic's Wife And Daughter And Left Them In An Abandoned Circuit City In Ohio; What Happened Next Will Touch Your Heart

I cried just typing that, but I was also kickboxing the sun so it's still masculine.

Fedoras happened.

That's why Hormel Brand Bacon flew them out to northeastern Ohio.