"author Kate Bornstein, who identifies as gender-non-conforming."

Somewhere out there, an Uproxx writer is praying the subsidiary of ConAgra that owns Uproxx's editorial board doesn't decide that One Whole Chicken In A Can Burgers are going to be the next hot thing in Drunk Food.

Mostly, but the sheer childishness of the whole "Let's crumble Cheetohs and Dorritos all over our cheeseburger pizza" phenomenon makes it a distinct entity apart from Greenwich Village douchebags making bagels out of ramen or whatever.

Which is why most articles on food invariably degrade into "look at this guy who put Dorritos on his Big Mac." You need some common frame of reference to communcate with the reader.

SECOND UPDATE: Half an hour later, I found an article on Paste about how to order off secret menus in Seattle, in the event that A) You are in one of these five specific restaurants in this one specific city, and B) You have a pathological desire to be disliked. This one sentence sums up all Internet food journalism:…

The only two foods bloggers are allowed to ever, ever discuss are

People who read The Comics Curmudgeon.

:(

I literally got pegged as a homophobe and told to "check my privilege" when I tried to explain to some posters that, no, Elsa from Frozen does not automatically become a transgendered lesbian in canon just because you called laid claim to a goddamned Disney cartoon princess' complex, ambiguous sexual identity like a…

Does anyone else feel sorry for the lame-ass ghosts that haunt video games? Just imagine dying and waking up only to realize you're now trapped of Chip n Dales Action Rangers II for the NES.

He was charming enough on Red Letter Media.

also why is that mop impersonating robert de nieo

I hope they do one where tge narrator is playing a haunted Pokemon cartridge with hyper-realistic blood, and the only thing keeling him playing is his curiosity getting the better of him.

He posted! An on-topic comment! On the Internet! Summon the Suicide Squad!

HOW CAN HE BE A SOCIALKST WITH ALL THE DRONES

"They're just like Republicans, only more ideologically rigid! It's the best of all worlds!"

(Barack Obama, Dexter, and Will and Jack go to a bar)

(Barack Obama is at his daughter's birthday party, receives message that although his drone strike killed a top-level member of ISIS who was actively plotting an attack on American soil, there was an innocent child in a building adjacent who was also killed in the attack; the Entertainment Clown removes his nose to…

(Barack Obama is enjoying a totally normal-sized birthday cake; a Person From the Internet explodes from of it nonetheless)

(Barack Obama is enjoying an ice cream cone)