"Mitth'raw'nuruodo, better known by his core name Thrawn (pronounced /Thräwn/), and misinterpreted as Mitthrawdo by Vicelord Siv Kav, was a male Chiss who served in the naval forces of the Galactic Empire and became the only non-Human Grand Admiral. Regarded by many as the best military strategist in the navy, he rose…

what is the point of any of this besides being a naked, cynical, pandering cash grab?

what the fuck is a star wars

what the fuck is a thrawn

what is it with you people and fucking cakes

Wearing out its welcome is what New Yorker articles do best. It shares the same self-indulgent house style as Slate, where the writers take a position that could be summed up in like three paragraphs, then bloat the everloving hell out of it with pages and pages of pompous, adjective-laden prose.

It's genuinely inspiring how Saturday Night Live is arguably the greatest talent farm in the history of modern comedy, yet is exactly as funny as a New Yorker cartoon.

ok so that is retarded (sorry to all retarded people) for like five reasons

yeah, but I literally taught English grammar for years and have never met more uptight, humorless pedants than the LGBTQ*(?) community. I mean, we all have our pet peeves with language—"your" versus "you're", "15 items or less"— but I've never seen people flip out harder over imagined slights due to a misplaced…

This movie looks kind of lame, and I blame that entirely on the fact that I hate women and gay people.

I feel like this movie is just tossing out defense mechanisms all over the place at this point, which is always a good sign. Oh, you think it relies too heavily on CGI, the gags are too broad, and the plot is a rehash of the original? That sounds exactly like what a homophobic MRA would say!

It must be so weird to be George Takei right now. Like, the producers of the new Star Trek think they handed him a giant birthday cake with COGRATULATIONS, WE MADE SULU GAY written on it, and he's like "……thanks, but you know I'm not actually Sulu, right?"

why are LGBTQ*? people so bizarrely neurotic about vagaries of language? I know English majors from PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITIES who recreationally study linguistics and edit professionally who don't flip out over verb conjugations as hard as….whatever trans* people are calling themselves this week.

oh yeah smart guy well if your not at least a little bit skeleton then you're ghost would escape because bones are jails for ghosts

What a disgusting homophobe. I hope the Internet gives him a condescending lecture on how ignorant he is and also that Elsa from Frozen is transgendered.

One of these days you're gonna log on the AV Club, and the top story is gonna be "Chris-Chan Conquers All Media, Does Your Mom".

Chris Chan is the funniest motherfucker on the planet and dismissing him as a mere meme is doing him an incredible disservice. I am legitimately mesmerized by how his life manages to remain so consistently surreal and bizarre. He's fully eclipsed just being "weird" or "autistic". The man just acts on his own plane of…

The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [annotations: I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!, I LOVE NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS!!!!!, GIVE ME LIBERATED VAG!!!!! and MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!] Would I even be doing this if I—

There are satirical elements to this post!

it's basically the game of thrones astrolabe but made of throbbing dicks