oh thank god, Beyonce is here

Better Job Than Usual, Internet!

"We have no followups."

These are the sort of philosophical discussions that could be way more interesting/unsettling in a better movie.

So who are YOU voting for this election year??? And keep in mind your only option is Hillary, and no, protest votes are not an option.

There's always, always, always a parallel dimension/clone/time machine/alternate reality/mind controller/whatever to immediately render any plot twist moot. It's a horrible, lazy, manipulative narrative cop-out that prevents any story from having weight or significance.

No, see, if you lose by millions of votes, that means you're popular. Bernie is only unpopular because not enough people voted for him. If he only had twenty million more votes, he would have won.

That's the sort of debonair wit I'd expect from the sort of person struggling with the concept of "losing by millions and millions of votes."

And 99% of them are one character killing another, only to discover the person they killed was Tyler Durden and they accidentally commit suicide.

Have you ever tried to reason with a Bernie supporter? You can patronize them as hard as you want and they'll still be convinced they're the smartest person in the room.

Internet fans pathologically miss the point of telling a good story in favor of needless, gratuitous "twists". Like, 90% of the Internet thinks Rocky took place entirely in Rocky's head, Batman and Bane were the same person in Dark Knight Rises, and Indiana Jones was an undercover Nazi all along. Does it make any…

I would love it if Season 7 is nothing but it turning out every single character has the wrong last name, and devoting the entire story to increasingly convoluted rationalizations, until eventually it turns out every single character is Jaquen H'agar, who is trapped inside a snow globe by an autistic wizard.

sometimes I feel a little bad for still making Jesus jokes in 2016, but then I remember a large part of the Internet thinks making jokes about a fucking 2016 year old book, a book so old that if it were a responsible person it would have paid off its mortgage and have enough tucked away for an impulse buy like a…

You can judge the quality of a Bojack Horseman season by its depressing monologues.

I largely agree with all the points presented here, but what I found fascinating was the contrast between the incessant criticism of Ramsay for being "one-dimensional" (I prefer to think of it as "trollishness") and the slow, gradual, nuanced arcs of Cersei and Jaime. Their narrative trajectories are perfectly…

It speaks legions about how my mind and social and media conventions work that when Alien Jesus got a shout-out, for one second my brain went "Hey, my good friend is on TV!"

You know what I WOULD like to see? A nice, clean, fan-made trailer of all the coolest moments set to good music and tightly edited. Something unconcerned with spoilers, unlike the official HBO trailer, but made by passionate, talented fans.

I feel like the creator of every one of those videos started work with a deep sigh of existential despair.

I hate the sea and everything in it.

WHAT IF ALL OF THE FACELESS MEN AND LANNISTERS AND TARGARYEANS ARE SECRET TARGARYEANS? WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER IS AS WELL