Matt Walsh walks onscreen, looks at the camera, says he's so tired of all these Star Wars, does 9/11.

sometimes I feel a little bad for still making Dexter and Bane jokes in 2016, but then I remember a large part of the Internet thinks making jokes about a fucking 40 year old movie, a movie so old that if it were a responsible person it would have paid off its mortgage and have enough tucked away for an impulse buy…

Dennis DiClaudio wakes up in Montana with a finger in his mouth, three Persian corpses, $826 in cash, and an Internet post about how someone put Darth Vader noises over the big guy.

I love how THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON I WANT TO BE became the new DID GAME OF THRONES GO TOO FAR QUESTION MARK

one time I was helping do this short for College Humor, and during a moment of deathly silence on set I quietly asked "has anyone seen that movie Star Wars?" And everyone started laughing really hard because I am clever and have good comic timing and ninety fucking percent of Internet videos are fucking Star Wars…

This makes me want to puke on everything forever.

Next season will just be Dany gaining advantage after advantage after advantage, but voters in Ohio will put the woman who blew up the city just two points behind the woman who freed the slaves because Daenerys won't release the transcripts of her speech to the slavers.

I think that's why she wanted to leave the Sept of Baelor so bad. She knew she was gonna die, but goddammit, she wanted to go out in style.

thats what yo momma said last night, in a rapidly discursive discussion we had

Summer may or not be arriving relatively soon.

SPOILER ALERT: it was yo momma

Let me explain all the ways a dog in a wig is Problematic:

This dog is such an asshole.

I know. But as much as I wanted to see where her grand scheme went, watching it get burned to the ground by a short-sighted crazy person (#crazybitchshaming) is so, so perfectly ASOIAF-y.

I think the point is that no one would, and next season will probably address this. In modern terms, the Lannisters are probably cash wealthy but structurally poor. She could probably recruit some mercenaries or bribe some houses to fight for her for about four months, only to encounter severe problems later on.

You could say….you could say Cersei's plan fell flat on its face! Because her son died!

Holy shit, I just now realized Bronn's speech about how all the girls want to fuck Jaime came from a disguised Arya staring at him just a little too long.

I really thought Dany was gonna pause for a moment, silently reach over, give Tyrion an Old Fashioned, and then walk off camera.

I really thought Season 4 was a series high point. So many phenomenal, iconic moments. The Children is the standard by which I measure other "best ever" episodes of GoT.

Jon Snow was getting crowned King in the North, Littlefinger was tenting his hands and thinking how many Pontiac Aztecs he could award single moms.