so did yo momma

His entire criticism seems to hinge on "setting aside the ten billiom things that worked, why couldn't there be MORE? Like sure, the characters are well-developed, but why can't they be MORE developed? The action was great, but why can't it be MORE great?"

Ironically, in terms of plotting, I predicted every single beat, to the point that I was questioning how neatly it would conform to my vision. And yet even then, I absolutely loved every moment of this fantastic episode by how beautifully it was presented.

Your roommate Mary was just killed in a wildfire IED.

This review was cranky as hell.

That's really unfair to Cersei

here I found some leaked footage of Dorne from the season 7 premiere *SPOILERS*

at least no one talked

that would be really profound

I really hoped that when the Mountain took off his helmet, there'd be, like, a mirror underneath, you, know? Like to say it turns out that all along WE were the real monsters?

Yeah, I get how it can be frustrating, but that's the point. They both had plans, they both had endgames, but just as Joffrey ended Ned Stark on a single capracious whim, so too did the Mad Queen nuke her own capital.

I hope it turns out Littlefinger can fight like Wesker in Resident Evil and just kung-fu fights Dany

I wish Walder would've been like "This food tastes weird and is poorly cooked and has a penis in it."

He and Rickon meet up in Heaven:

Because there's like two people left in King's Landing and she won the arm wrestling match.

That One Sand Snake: You want a good girl, but you need bad pu—

"Your grace, House Whocares of the Stormlands are displeased with your taxation policy."

I dunno, I think they're on fire tonight.

He really………..he really hit the ground running! Yes that'll do!

*Price is Right trombone*