This article got a lot more depressing the longer I read it.

This is like the bizarro Republican Primary.

Clearly, it’s a gun.

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

Hopefully the follow up story will begin with; “Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta."

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

As a Leafs fan I’m happy when ever a good bunch of fans get out of that particular crappy situation. The first Blackhawks cup with Kane/Toews was a good example of that.

My write-in:

Haters gonna get sued by a limp-dicked lawyer.

Disgraceful to not include Oggie The Dinosaur, of “RUN! YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR! RUN!” fame.

Hubie Brown, JVG, Mike Breen, Doug Collins, Cassidy Hubbarth, Zach Lowe, and Rachel Nichols do great work for their NBA coverage. I think ESPN does a good job covering the NBA until they let Stephen A Smith on camera.

Nate Silver

Bomani Jones.

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…

Whitlock: You know, I really think you could be the missing ingredient that brings this whole damn thing together.

SMDH... Back in my day, they’d write LETTERS to horses.

Didn’t know that Gossage was a hockey fan.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

Trust him. He’s a doctor.