Christ, those headlines read like Donald Trump tweets.

“We’re home.”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

You fucker

Sub-par yogurt that supports workers? HamNo has never been so torn.
This is like if Cross Fit made fun of New York.

Also, shout out to Siggi’s! I’m sure it’s overpriced yuppie garbage but I love it.

Lactic acid can’t melt steel beams.

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

I take it you’ve never planned a wedding.

162 Games of Kristen

Some people in the greys are boring liberal scolds like myself, who enjoy Old World wine, Multicultural Cuisine, Australian-style Gun Control, and being completely ignored in the Deadspin comment section.

Just gonna head on over to the grays. This should be some goooood Kinja.

triple meat

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.

It’s the fucking WORST.

Raw take: get a razor, ya hippie

Nope. Suicide box. That thing that appears at the other end isn’t you, it just thinks it is.

She's already better than Ley, and this article is horribly wrong.