sex--panther
Sex-Panther
sex--panther

I have my pitchfork ready....

Careful there, Gordon. Including Bushmills in a list of Irish whiskeys on St. Patrick’s Days is asking for it.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

+1

...wait

He’s lived in his Albany apartment

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

Cam Newton: I am so... bummed out.

Whitlock’s House Party by the Bay, a Super Bowl special live show featuring guests like Fox Sports personality Clay Travis

+1 just following orders

Here is the church.

Freshmen college track athletes do not, as it were, have a large collection of subjects on wire photo services.

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Wow, where did you find a horse that tall?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Honorable mention for Moral Orel who’s weirdness hinges on the incredibly dark turn it took in it’s later seasons