These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Eff that. Kige Ramsey all the way.

1. Cost. 6 am departing flights were the cheapest.

Pretty much hit every nail. The escape. The return. The spousal ‘resentment.’ And the caveats—where are you traveling from and to.

https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/acestudy/index.html

Came here to say this. I did my first tri 2 summers ago. Mostly just to set a goal and achieve it. The people I ran into were such arrogant d-bags I knew I’d never join a club or a training group. I’ve been thinking about trying to do another one but my disdain for the participants has me wondering if there’s not some…

Pretend to not care about it until a bunch of shithead privileged friends’ parents have a place in Saratoga Springs this August. Then we get condescending attitudes about both the sport and Upstate New York and how we should be so grateful for the tourism.

Early 2000s me used to ski all day Saturday, drink til 3 am and be in the first chair line the next day. 2018 me skis til 2 has a beer before dinner, falls asleep watching Netflix and can’t bend my knees on Sunday.

This is a great retrospective. Much better than Deadspin founder Will Leitch’s hot taek from years’ back. http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/fivering_circus/2006/02/kwan_dive.html

Ed Hochuli walks to the monitor, puts on his reading glasses, fucks up the review, does a few tricep curls...

Porkins! He survived.

Have Always heard this verse. Started first grade in ‘80. Upstate NY.

This isn’t getting nearly enough love.

Goalies are most definitely an odd breed. I went to school at a perennial D3 contender. My senior year there was a persistent streaker who’d run through dorms and bang on doors and just flash people and bolt. Did this for months. When he got caught, it was not surprising to find out he was the starting goalie for the…

I think my favorite part of these is all the ‘sent from my BlackBerry on Edge Wireless’ signatures.

Sleeter Kinney covers my favorite Christmas tune.

I lost my job this week. Awesomesauce.

I don’t know...I read the Spacey and CK allegations and thought...

Go Find the full article. She was due onstage to make the presentation seconds after it happened.

I am looking forward to weekly plumbers tips from McAdoo & Tomsula Plumbing & Heating in the 2018 Jamboroo.