Probably some herb. 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

there’s no easy way out

“Dan Snyder is the second-worst owner in professional sports” - New York Knick Fans.

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

You sweet summer child. 

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Keep’em coming, Nate!

Solo was part of the group of five USWNT players who first sued U.S. Soccer 

This does little to help grow the game globally in places like Thailand.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

I get worried when legitimate complaints of Bernie get handwaved away as: “Well you don’t have to like him to support him”. It reeks of the same double-standard Trump supporters use. With the field that exists today, we don’t need to hitch up to this wagon again.

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

To Ben r.e. work travel. Since you have kids (I have 3 so know what I’m talking about here) it is nice to get away from home for a few days at a time. The meals are good to great even when eaten alone. Some might say having a nice dinner by yourself is better than with your screaming kids, but that’s a personal thing.…

3465 hits and he sent flowers every time 

Johnny E, my dude, do me a solid. Call all those attention seeking victims and ask how many of them would trade a life of anonymity for, you know, not being sexually assaulted. Their answers might surprise you.