Obviously, you are not a golfer.

1. The fuck? Draper left? Who’s going to handle media research/advertising analysis.

The most infuriating thing about goff is that I can struggle all day. Never hit a ball well and wind up with a lower score than on a day when I finally drove the ball into the fairway twice and had a few nice iron shots.

They are unliving and are cold. Might as well masturbate with a pint of ice cream. Plus the whole you die thing...I’ll take a hard pass.

I worked at a local drive-in for 3 summers in high school (burgers, fries, dogs, soft-serve/creamees/frozen custard, whatever you want to call it.)

Heaven forbid they shower him with gold. He might get off...

Don’t forget to watch Congress rip healthcare away from your sick siblings (Type 1 Diabetic since 7 & Paranoid Schizophrenia).

Actually, there’s precedent here.

Actually, there’s precedent here.

Actually, there’s precedent here.

Still better than Skyline ‘chili.’

Next on Mibury’s bucket list: start a software company using public funds.

I’m going to wait for Kige Ramsey to weigh in before I really process these accusations.

Fucking THIS.

Fucking THIS.

I concur.

Leeeeeroyyyyyy

I know, right?!

Thank you for sharing this story. As a board member for our local domestic violence and sexual assault organization, some of the things I struggle explaining to my network are exactly what you highlight here:

Better schadenfreude? Patriots losing or AHCA and Trump doing the 100 yard dash in an 80 yard gym today?