It made Skip Bayless sad.

So, we ask, what does this profile make you think about Jim Nantz?

Major League Lacrosse/National Lacrosse League.

#DiamondJoe4Life

After a one night stand, David Eckstein sends a girl home with a basket of Derek Jeter memorabilia.

I honestly believe your greatest strength as a writer has always been your ability to be vulnerable—it is above all, what makes you so relatable. I’ve always loved ‘Walter Mitty Drew,’ but ‘Drew With a Preemie,’ and ‘Drew so Worried About the Future He Went to Church’ are amazing.

Dear Isaac Lee: 

It’s not even just summer crowd anymore. There’s more and more people who can work from anywhere, or who don’t have to work, who just keep moving here. I was talking with a friend at the Chamber of Commerce the other day—people who have been here 25+ years remember when this town wasn’t the crown jewel we like to…

I wanted to make a joke about Frank Viola.

“common sense rules” THIS.

OR 2 (girls) + 1 (cup).

+1 Snooches.

We already got that one:

You should headline the TRUMP inauguration with material this good.

No snark here. Deadspin has some seriously talented writers. I read everything Dave McKenna and Diana write—this just served as a reminder.

I forgot how much I didn’t miss reading this shit. His, not yours, AB.

Whatever you say, Whitlock.

Give me back my avatar.

No. Chessmen are the Skyline Chili of cookies.

I seriously just wrote the following: