I seriously wish you’d used this sentence in the opening paragraph here.

I approve of this post.

Came here to say exactly this. What was once lulz is now, “I seriously wonder if the next article about him will involve a DWI crash with fatalities.”

Bit cold for a Bomb-Pop, eh?

Yo Rumsfeld!

How about those best fans in baseball* with their awesome takes on Jason Heyward’s sexuality?

I can only reply to comments, not the actual post...

No, no, no.

Ken M, is that you?

This was the one that did it for me. Thought to be honest, I might have been shrooming pretty hard when I saw it. The girl I was ‘seeing’ at the time sold ‘shrooms and sex toys to augment her income...all of 2007 is pretty much a blur.

No ‘Lucy, Daughter of the Devil?’

I. Am. So. Ashamed.

Obviously you are not a bowler.

Was my first thought.

Also, here, it would appear you need this.

Does the fact that the author happens to be black disarm your entire argument?

This totally works. The youth totally connect with someone who speaks their language and culture. Just like this guy:

But he didn’t ‘hurt them back.’ They folded a site that while it had quality content, didn’t have robust traffic and didn’t make money.

This article is the fucking Skyline Chili of Star Wars criticisms. I hear Peter King loved it.

I’ll gladly take 7 weeks of this over more DraftKings.