Good on you for telling people to do this, and God bless you and your mom.

Fan Duel is actually so reprehensible, they make me want to side with the NCAA.

Is Jack Kelly a pseudonym for Ann Coulter?

‘Don’t go zero to sixty to quickly,’

What the fuck is up with your italicized font? The ‘o’ is giving me seizures.

Well they don’t understand business. Which you so obviously do. Please do show us your plan for profitability that doesn’t focus on content creation that attracts unique visitors that you can then use to sell advertising.

So...Frank Costanza is your dad?

You swiped right for Jerry Jones, didn’t you?

I find that a slightly damp microfiber towel does a pretty nice job of both dusting/cleaning without some funky residues/buildups. Am I doing any harm to anything by doing this?

He’s like the Navin Johnson of the Bushwhackers...

Only a punk turns their hat backwards.

Also, not bitched about ‘Hard Knocks,’ only to allow himself to be filmed working out. Alone. On the Field. At. Dusk. Because, nobody else would ever go above and beyond to gain an edge in the NFL...

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The best part of the Dallas WYTS is always the followup article with the hate mail Drew received. It’s like when I scold my 4 year old and then give her a crayon and tell her to explain her emotions.

Shouldn’t you be bouncing on Jerry’s lap?

Nah, if you’re going big and black tar, leave the tracks on your forearms for the world to see.

Here. I dug out his discussions for the world to see.

I would star this but refrain from doing so out of respect for folks like Yostal and Lady Andrea.

Pot Roast and Gravy was framed.

What’s it like? Sucking Satan’s dick?