MMM. Troll Food. Yum!

“...is one of the few things on this earth that is truly good and cool. “

I just spent three days at home taking care of my 3 1/2 y/o daughter who had (and passed along) a vicious stomach flu. She watched close to 9 hours of tv a day. We took nice breaks for the occasional Pixar film, small batches of Doc McStuffins, and things like Super Readers/Peg + Cat. But more than 75% of the time she…

Nope. Hop Nosh is the Yeungling of craft beers. It sucks. Donkey. Balls. Like gnoshing on a giant bouquet of flowers and washing it down with some berry seltzer that’d been run through my dirty gym socks.

This is exactly my point. Rational people are asking why she stayed and treating her like a second class citizen. This is the problem. This is a societal shaming of the victim. Why she did is none of our business.

You mean I wasn’t responding to this?

Yes, I do think a woman should be free to go where they want, wearing what they want without fear of sexual assault. Much as I think kids should be able to go school without a threat of gun violence. Am I naive enough to believe that it’s not a reality, fuck no. But I’m also not resigned to the fact that the only…

Only a guy who would wear some hideous Roosevelt Franklin shirt on national tv would thing this was a good list.

Victim shaming. Nice. Do you also believe that girl had it coming when she chose to leave the house in such a short skirt and revealing top? Maybe we believe that domestic violence only happens to poor, weak, uneducated folk in tenements. Speaking as someone who actually works for a domestic violence and sexual…

Wrong.

An hour is a nice guideline, but really, Buy a freaking digital probe thermometer. Stick it in the breast and set it for 160 F. Pull the bird and rest it as it coast to a safe 165.

He also took racism to task a little less than a month ago, and dropped in his own story.

Instead of boiling, put me on a sheet pan with 1/2 cup of h20, some liquid smoke and soy/lemon juice. Wrap tightly with Saran wrap and then a tightly crimped aluminum foil. 225 degree oven for 2 hours.

How did someone as supportive and kind as Tom's mom wind up with such a miserable fucking prick for a son?

Seems like an apropos time to revisit this:

If I liked this anymore, I'd be cited for lewd behavior. Of course, I'm white...if I wre black, well, you know...

+1 I'm never gonna give up this comment

Wait a minute. Guy Fieri's dad is Kenny Powers?

I think we owe you a steak.

For his career, Bumgarner is 7-3 with a 2.27 ERA in the postseason.