All evidence to the contrary....

Skip the breadcrumbs, and swap the eggs out with buttermilk. Go flour-buttermilk-flour. On the 2nd flouring, don't roll, but squeeze to create some texture. Fry til GBD. Serve with a Melba sauce. Repeat. Gain weight.

sous vides is nice for things with delicate temperature sensitivities—eggs, fish, duck, lean cuts of meat. This bad boy needs to simmer for a while to brake down the collagen, so it's already predestined to be well done. In other words, nah, you don't need an immersion circulator for this recipe.

I hear you can get a Strawberry Rim Job for less than an eight ball.

I always wondered what happened to Heatmiser.

Tomatoes have flavors that can only be extracted with a wine/spirit because they are alcohol soluble...add a quarter cup of cheap white wine to your tomato sauce for a more complete flavor profile.

And now I know what 'DERP!' looks like.

Just a shout out to Barry. I work for a domestic violence and rape crisis services organization as their director of development and marketing. I came here after 14+ years in higher ed—I was horribly under-educated about these issues. Since then, I've consumed as much media, news, and research on the topic that I…

Watermelon is the Cincinnati Chili of fruit.

Tommy Craggs, you are the Michael Chabon of sports coverage.

And if they were jumping off a burning boat and the release date was December 7? Would anyone flinch?

I'd hit that.

I was 20 years old, still reveling in the glory of the Rangers' Cup win, but disappointed I hadn't been able to swing time off from my summer job to get into NYC for the Parade. Was hanging out at my folks' house after work, having a drink and watching the Knicks (pre?) game. Stepped outside to join my siblings in…

Suck it, Trebek!

What's the biggest rail of coke you ever saw Daulerio take? 8 inches? a foot? Mandingo's dong?

Yostal.

Here's the SI Story: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/…

I can't find it, but in the spring of '93, SI did an article on Doug Gilmour, who had (almost) single-handedly willed the Maple Leafs to the Finals. The Leafs-Kings Campbell Conference series was epic, and Gilmour was everywhere, including fighting Marty McswingmystickatyourheadSorley, almost every shift. They had a…

This. Must've been right before he was traded to the Rangers...Kovalev came up in either '93 or '94.