Before you are amazed, watch the full video: Montano threw a screaming fit as she collapsed her way to the finish line in the most obnoxious fashion. Martinez was 100% class, but Montano was absurd.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

Ballhawkers typically bring two shirts to baseball games so they can appeal to home and away players to get a ball tossed their way. All in all it’s a real classy operation.

Please never do that again

This is the most upper middle class Texas thing ever. “No, Johhny caint play football because of the conclusions but watch what he can do with the fish wedge.”

See, there are things rednecks and rich assholes can enjoy together.

Jesus Christ there may be no more insufferably, inexplicably defensive fans than Baltimore fans. Shut the fuck up.

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

Canucks over Bruins in 2011...because fuck Boston

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I still get worried about MicroSD data corruption or failures. I’ve had enough quality full size SD cards go bad on me (three or four) in a decade that I rarely put valuable data (for long periods of time) on them anymore.

I still get worried about MicroSD data corruption or failures. I’ve had enough quality full size SD cards go bad on…

Meh, you win Indy just have someone standing by with an epi pen and inhaler. Totally worth it.

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Walked away from the obvious counter of “Yeah, but in 2 hours I won’t be.”

One of the scariest accidents I’ve seen is Gordon Smiley’s. I don't remember what year it was, but he lost grip, corrected, and the car drove himself into the wall. Luckily he died instantly.

Indycar will never recover from the damage caused by Tony George.

Pretty sure “Scherzer” is now a euphemism for “big, swingin’ cock.”