Please just finally write an article that just says “We hate anything that has to do with Peter Thiel.” That way we don’t have to keep reading your REACHING stories. Thanks. -everyone that reads Gizmodo

If the front page of whatever shitty paper they have in Ohio isn’t “O-H-I-Onoooooo” Then someone is doing it wrong.

“Pups in the Park” at Nationals Park.... Such a better name...