Please just finally write an article that just says “We hate anything that has to do with Peter Thiel.” That way we don’t have to keep reading your REACHING stories. Thanks. -everyone that reads Gizmodo

Isn’t this exactly how species become endangered in the first place? This whole mentality of “Well, I know all of the similar species are or are becoming threatened, but this one isn’t, so fuck it. Let’s hunt it until it is!”

OMG The guy might have just been loitering before jaywalking too! Maybe he even threw down a cigarette butt! LITTERING! Damn, all parties at fault, run his ass down.

I don’t know why Gizmodo’s weak attempts at journalism only really gets me upset when it comes to Palantir, but here we go again.

“...The event...is designed to get youngsters excited about science, technology, engineering and math...”

It took you to the 3rd paragraph to mention Peter Thiel, you’re getting better.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

If the front page of whatever shitty paper they have in Ohio isn’t “O-H-I-Onoooooo” Then someone is doing it wrong.

Here is the reason they are talking about it:

They will cost $159, which is pretty reasonable as far as wireless headphones go.

Got room in your vinyl crate for yet another re-issue of John Williams’ Star Wars: A New Hope soundtrack? Of course you do. Because this time around the Imperial March and other memorable tracks are available on a pair of double-sided picture disc-pressed vinyl records.

Angel Soft! And also whatever the woman in the stock photo is using because she looks as if she’s REALLY enjoying that shit!

Angel Soft! And also whatever the woman in the stock photo is using because she looks as if she’s REALLY enjoying…

Don’t buy this. Please don’t buy this. Get a dual-action polisher like the Porter Cable and visit some detailing blogs to learn how to use it.

Don’t buy this. Please don’t buy this. Get a dual-action polisher like the Porter Cable and visit some detailing…

NO!!
This ruins the paint...

NO!!
This ruins the paint...

This is awful advice. Please never use this for anything more than a pet massager. Its a bad design and I have no idea why its on Jalopnik...

This is awful advice. Please never use this for anything more than a pet massager. Its a bad design and I have no…

Or you could pony up five more $20's and get a real buffer: https://www.amazon.com/PORTER-CABLE-7…

Or you could pony up five more $20's and get a real buffer: https://www.amazon.com/PORTER-CABLE-7…

Please don’t use this thing on anything you like. This is a waste of $20.

Please don’t use this thing on anything you like. This is a waste of $20.

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.