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OMG The guy might have just been loitering before jaywalking too! Maybe he even threw down a cigarette butt! LITTERING! Damn, all parties at fault, run his ass down.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

If the front page of whatever shitty paper they have in Ohio isn’t “O-H-I-Onoooooo” Then someone is doing it wrong.

Angel Soft! And also whatever the woman in the stock photo is using because she looks as if she’s REALLY enjoying that shit!

Angel Soft! And also whatever the woman in the stock photo is using because she looks as if she’s REALLY enjoying

Don’t buy this. Please don’t buy this. Get a dual-action polisher like the Porter Cable and visit some detailing blogs to learn how to use it.

Don’t buy this. Please don’t buy this. Get a dual-action polisher like the Porter Cable and visit some detailing

NO!!
This ruins the paint...

NO!!
This ruins the paint...

This is awful advice. Please never use this for anything more than a pet massager. Its a bad design and I have no idea why its on Jalopnik...

This is awful advice. Please never use this for anything more than a pet massager. Its a bad design and I have no

Please don’t use this thing on anything you like. This is a waste of $20.

Please don’t use this thing on anything you like. This is a waste of $20.

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

These bystanders weren’t so heroic.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

This is always a problem at baseball games for some reason. Oh braves and Marlins are playing better get my Cubs hat and jersey. No you annoying douche stay home.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,

Breeland better watch out - Snyder strikes me as someone who’d make a coat out of those puppies

My friends and I were kind of bored through most of it. There was what... One TKO, one submission and whole host of decisions? Lots of boos from the crowd in several of the fights too. So it’s kind of surprising to see someone say it was everything it needed to be for one the most hyped UFCs in history.