Devil’s advocate: It’s about carry-on space. This phenomenon became significantly worse after the checked-bag fees were universally implemented. I know I always try to get towards the front of the line for my respective boarding group so I’m not the one whose bag doesn’t fit since people generally suck at all things…

Bring back free checked bags and people will use it.

Uh, no. It clearly crossed the line.

Bro it was a goal. Tough loss but don't whine.

Also needs to pick up his damn feet while walking

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Everything about this game is the most Philadelphia thing to have ever happened.

+1,000,000,000

Want to honor your beloved owner on a night of remembrance...take cheap shots, cheer injuries, toss your memorial bracelets on the ice, and get another penalty. Philly fans like to say their stereotype of being the worst human beings in sports isn’t fair, and then reinforce that truth at every chance. Bravo Philly!

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

Funny, the CBC broadcast was quite similar. That anal fissure Glenn Healy was like, “Now the Caps are in trouble. They’re only up one goal, scored on the power play, so this is definitely just like the Rangers series last year, where they also only scored one goal.”

Sir, this article is very well done, seems like a lot of work -it was worth it, you have a new fan.!I wish i could find more articles and documentaries on the early hacking era. I’ve been a fan of William Gibson but i have ADD and i have to read each chapter 3 times while taking notes (a 200 page book takes me months)…

Does anyone have the heart to tell you he’s probably had more fun and enjoyment from this one game than most people will have with their entire video game collections? Look at his reaction at the end - pure joy.

my favorite part was when you backed up your thesis with science, mathematics, and hard evidence.

Her attorney is garbage.

Weren’t these on Master of None?

Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

20 weeks is 140 days. Boy they are really attached to that number!

Yeah man. The Dream Team in ‘92 was so fucking terrible for basketball too, the US rolling teams by 50+ just killed the sport internationally.