I bet Mayfield avoided the handshake as a way to get into Sherman’s head. Like some sort of elaborate bank heist....a Hand Job, if you will.

Meanwhile at Deadspin we rely on ranking a team on the ELITE - FRAUDS - BUTT continuum

So... further proof that Elizabeth Warren fucks?

Agreed. Although I tend to think of power rankings as “content for people who can’t write and don’t intend to start learning now”.

When you make statements like this then yes, you are asking for it.

Honestly, it’s not fair criticism and it’s beyond cringe-worthy.

If Wall Street is worried about Warren, good. The Finance Industry has become an unsustainable beast over the last few decades, and has grown no more stable. It is a known fact that only the smallest fraction of Americans actually benefit from the straight-up pyramid scheme that is Wall Street (1, 2, 3), and it’s…

I’m a lawyer (hold your applause). Most attorneys have respect for the unwritten “professional courtesy” when it comes to scheduling matters, moving deadlines, etc. It’s about not being a dick more than anything, and people who don’t respect the professional courtesy are assholes.

“numbnut mouth breather”

The easy way to counter that is start passing a shit-ton of progressive bills that would demonstrably help the average voter. Send them to the Senate and let Moscow Mitch sit on them. There’s your commercial.

not without a franchise having angered the elder gods

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

“BAH GAWD THATS OBAMAS MUSIC!!”

They come up with all these batshit theories about how it makes them superior somehow. I guess some of them are so mediocre, they’ll take literally anything that sets them apart. It’s probably the same reason that they also chug gallons of milk as a sign that they’re “superior”. I really wish I was making that up, but…

Want to learn a new one I just picked up at Gateway Pundit? Pour some fresh coffee and get a dose of this.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

I think the point of it was an attempt to make her look like a lightweight, and to capture it on video.

Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. 

I want Booker to do a press conference that is just him talking right into the camera “Hey China, we both know Ivanka pulled some shady stuff to get all those copyrights she had been after for years, we both know there was some corruption, you can tell me, just gimme a call and let me know exactly that happened.”